Have i ever told you guys how much i absolutely adore corsets
willy wonka and I are one
I want to be kissed angrily.
I want a girl who has had an extremely bad day and is mad at the world, shove me against a wall and kiss me until both our lips start to bruise. I want her to pour out all the anger shes feeling and shove it down my lungs, and then I want to push back. Not with force but with air, I want to turn that anger into love and turn the bruising kiss soft. I want to remind her that life is too beautiful to hate.
This is absolutely perfect.
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS.
lol these were all shown at the end of 22 Jump Street
this is the franchise making fun of itself
BEST COMEDY EVER
I mean he is pretty
how does Misha do it, turn this
dat face though
That face is literally the summary of asdfghjkl
how doES HE DO THAT